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Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally of dealings with men.
-- Conrad...
Being asked solicitously about the state of her health was becoming bothersome to the pregnant woman at the cocktail party.
And yet another guest went over and inquired, "Well, how are you feeling th...
Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.
-- Eugene McCarthy...
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
-- Blake Clark...
Being owned by someone used to be called slavery -- now it's called commitment.
Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
Being stoned on marijuana isn't very different from being stoned on gin. -- Ralph Nade
Being the #2 man in the Justice Department under Ed Meese is akin to standing next to a lamp post infested with pigeons.
-- unamed Justice Department official...
Being ugly isn't illegal. Yet.

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