Miscellaneous Collections

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Beggar to well-dressed businessman: "Could you spare $20.95 for a fifth of Chivas?
Beggars should be no choosers. -- John Heywood
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Behind every great computer sits a skinny little geek.
Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.
Behold the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" -- which is but a manner of saying, "Scatter your money and your attentio
but the wise man saith, "Put all your eggs in the one b...
Behold the unborn foetus and Weep salt tears crocodilia
All life is sacred (save, of course, An enemy civilian)....
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry.
Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with the judges.
-- Beyond the Fringe...

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