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• What used to be called a prejudice is now called a null hypothesis.
  -- A.W.F. Edwards, Nature, 9th March 1971...
• I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.
  I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby or JFK.
  -- Now who's being naive, Marge?, "A Fish Called Selma...
• Machines used in demolition are called Cats. Coincidence?
• I feel just as reduced being called a system as I do being called a clock. -- Thomas, Mindwalk
• Your ex just called. She's with the IRS now.
• I will never trust someone called GATES that sells WINDOWS. -- Federico Romá
• An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
  -- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)...
• On Line - a statement shouted at tennis judges in response to serves being called out.