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belief, n: Something you do not believe.
Believe everything you hear about the world; nothing is too impossibly bad. -- Honore DeBalzac
Bell Labs Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
Ben, why didn't you tell me? -- Luke Skywalke
Bennett's Laws of Horticulture: (1) Houses are for people to live in.
(2) Gardens are for plants to live in. (3) There is no such thing as a houseplant....
Benson's Dogma: ASCII is our god, and Unix is his profit.
Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him either.
-- Oscar Wilde...
Bernard was a young eighty-three, not a gomer, and able to talk.
He'd been transferred from MBH (Man's Best Hospital), the House's Rival....
Bershere's Formula for Failure: There are only two kinds of people who fail
hose who listen to nobody... and those who listen to everybody....
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