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[Babe] Ruth made a big mistake when he gave up pitching. -- Tris Speaker, 1921
BACCHUS: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
BACHELOR: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
BACHELOR: A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.
Back in '80 or '81 the workers were rioting in Gdansk and there were fears that the Soviets would invade Poland to put down the demonstrations.
Foreign correspondents were curious as to just what the...
Back in the early 60's, touch tone phones only had 10 buttons.
Back when I was a boy, it was 40 miles to everywhere, uphill both ways and it was always snowing.
Back when I was a boy, it was 40 miles to everywhere, uphill both ways and it was always snowing.
BACKWARD CONDITIONING: Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.

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