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• BACHELOR: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
• A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
  -- Don Qui...
• Bachelor: one who never Mrs. a girl.
• Larry: Hey, I'm looking for this guy. [shows an old picture of Burns] Anyone know who he is?
  Bart: Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns....
• A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. -- Ed Wy