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Authors are easy to get on with -- if you're fond of children. -- Michael Joseph, "Observe
AUTOMOBILE: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.
Avec!
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.
Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.
Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.
Avoid reality at all costs.
Avoid revolution or expect to get shot. Mother and I will grieve, but we will gladly buy a dinner for the National Guardsman who shot you.
-- Dr. Paul Williamson, father of a Kent State stude...
Avoid strange women and temporary variables.
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