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Bacons not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string.
BAD CRAZINESS, MAN!!!
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
-- Socrate...
Bagdikian's Observation: Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's "St.
Matthew Passion" on a ukelele....
Bahdges? We don't need no stinkin' bahdges! -- "The Treasure of Sierra Madre
Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.
BALLISTOPHOBIA: Fear of bullets; OTOPHOBIA: Fear of opening one's eyes.
PECCATOPHOBIA: Fear of sinning. TAPHEPHOBIA: Fear of being buried alive....
BALTIMORE: A wharf-rat stealing Diogenes' lamp.
Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb: The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee.

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