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Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
Barach's Rule: An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
Barbara's Rules of Bitter Experience: (1) When you empty a drawer for his clothes and a shelf for his toiletries, the relationship ends.
(2) When you finally buy pretty stationary to conti...
Barker's Proof: Proofreading is more effective after publication.
BAROMETER: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers. -- Tom Lehre
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes. -- Will Roge
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. -- The Best of Will Roge
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
(1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President. (3...
BASIC: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

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