Back When I Was A Boy, It Was 40 Miles To Everywhere, Uphill Both Ways And It Was Always Snowing.

Back When I Was A Boy, It Was 40 Miles To Everywhere, Uphill Both Ways And It Was Always Snowing.

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Back when I was a boy, it was 40 miles to everywhere,
uphill both ways and it was always snowing.

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Back when I was a boy, it was 40 miles to everywhere, uphill both ways and it was always snowing.
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I'd love to, but... I have to fulfill my potential. -- 40 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps coming back.
Back when I was a boy, we had to carve our own ICs out of wood!
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Ms.K: Shhh! [points to her head] Visualize it, Bart!...
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