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Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics....
Basic is a high level languish.
BASIC is to computer programming as QWERTY is to typing. -- Seymour Pape
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
-- Woody Alle...
Batteries not included.
Battle, n: A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that will not yield to the tongue.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.
BE A LOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)
BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts...)
Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds. -- Home

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