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As failures go, attempting to recall the past is like trying to grasp the meaning of existence.
Both make one feel like a baby clutching at a basketball...
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certai
and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Einstei...
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. -- Weise
As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.
-- Shakespeare, "King Lea...
As for the women, though we scorn and flout 'em, We may live with, but cannot live without 'em.
-- Frederic Reynold...
As Gen. de Gaulle occassionally acknowledges America to be the daughter of Europe, so I am pleased to come to Yale, the daughter of Harvard.
-- J.F. Kennedy...
As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
As he had feared, his orders had been forgotten and everyone had brought the potato salad.
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!
! -- Jack Handey...

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