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At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer.
-- Marshall Lumsde...
At social gatherings, I would amuse everyone by standing uponst the coffee table and striking meself repeatedly upon the head with a brick.
-- H.R. Gumby...
At the end of your life there'll be a good rest, and no further activities are scheduled.
At the foot of the mountain, thunder: The image of Providing Nourishment.
Thus the superior man is careful of his words And temperate in eating and drinking....
At the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how to announce bad news to the patients.
The doctor tells the intern "This man in 305 is going to die in six months....
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.
At these prices, I lose money -- but I make it up in volume. -- Peter G. Alaquo
At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool.
-- Menande...

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