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As I thought, no better from this side. -- Eeyore
As I was going up Punch Card Hill, Feeling worse and worser, There I met a C.
R.T. And it drop't me a cursor. C.R.T., C.R.T., Phosphors light on you!...
As I was passing Project MAC, I met a Quux with seven hacks.
Every hack had seven bugs; Every bug had seven manifestatio...
As in certain cults it is possible to kill a process if you know its true name.
-- Ken Thompson and Dennis M. Ritchie...
As in Protestant Europe, by contrast, where sects divided endlessly into smaller competing sects and no church dominated any other, all is different in the fragmented world of IBM.
That realm is now...
As long as I am mayor of this city [Jersey City, New Jersey] the great industries are secure.
We hear about constitutional rights, free speech and the free press....
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
As long as there are ill-defined goals, bizarre bugs, and unrealistic schedules, there will be Real Programmers willing to jump in and Solve The Problem, saving the documentation for later.
As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination.
When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. -- Oscar Wilde, "Intentio...

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