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Article the Third: Where a crime of the kidneys has been committed, the accused should enjoy the right to a speedy diaper change.
Public announcements and guided tours of the aforementioned are no...
Artificial intelligence has the same relation to intelligence as artificial flowers have to flowers.
-- David Parna...
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
As a professional humorist, I often get letters from readers who are interested in the basic nature of humor.
What kind of a sick perverted disgusting person are you," these letters typically ask...
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
This is like becoming an archbishop so you ca...
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
This is like becoming an archbishop so you ca...
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
This is like becoming an archbishop so you ca...
As an Englishman, an Aussie and a Scotsman are sitting in a pub, quaffing a few, three flies buzz down from the ceiling and lazily circle each drinker.
Suddenly "buzzzzzzzzplooop", each fly does a kam...
As crazy as hauling timber into the woods. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

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