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• Marge: What were you like as a boy, Mr. Burns? Did you have a dog that you loved?
  Burns: Well... Daah! There's something on my leg....
• To divest one's self of some prejudices, would be like taking off the skin to feel the better.
  -- Grenville...
• Human successes, like human failures, are composed of one action at a time and achieved by one person at a time.
  -- Patsy H. Sampso...
• Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time, There's something wrong here
  here can be no more denying, One of us is changing, or maybe we just stopped trying, And it's too late, baby, now, it's too late, Though we really did try to make it, Something inside has died and I can't hide and I just can't fake it....
• No one can make you feel more humble than the repairman who discovers you've been trying to fix it yourself.
• Reading the net is like trying to drink from a firehose.
  Posting to the net is like shouting at people as they go past on a roller coaster....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• I feel like a million...but one at a time, please. -- Mae We
• Trill Burger: Try one, you'll feel like a new person!