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• Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
• It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
• She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
• About to exchange her fur wrap for a dressing gow
  Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?...
• And that's a wrap!
• Specially in December, gift wrap your member.
• Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
  May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...
• Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you.. I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE.
  . I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS... -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #13