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Behold, whiles she before the altar stands, Hearing the holy priest that to her speakes, And blesseth her with his two happy hands.
-- Edmund Spenser (1553-1599) -- Epithalamion, Line 223...
Be honest with yourself until the end of your life.
Then listen to the slow movement of the Schubert Quintet and kick the bucket. -- Nathan Milstei...
Be humble, for the worst thing in the world is of the same stuff as you
be confident, for the stars are of the same stuff as you. -- Nicholai Velimirovic...
Be humble for you are made of dung. Be noble for you are made of stars. -- Serbian proverb
beige toaster: n. A Macintosh. See {toaster}; compare {Macintrash}, {maggotbox}.
-- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
Be incredibly nice to someone today.
Be independent. Insult a rich relative today.
Being a BALD HERO is almost as FESTIVE as a TATTOOED KNOCKWURST. -- Zippy the Pinhead
Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life.
Being a blood donor helps, believe me. For example, Duelling in Paraguay is quite legal, provided that both parties are registered blood donors.
As the ad for American Express says, membership has i...

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