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• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• If you have a dog, write it's name on it's forehead!!
• Learn to obey before you command. -- Solo
• There once was a master programmer who wrote unstructured programs.
  A novice programmer, seeking to imitate him, also began to write unstructured programs....
• There once was a master programmer who wrote unstructured programs.
  A novice programmer, seeking to imitate him, also began to write unstructured programs....
• A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedence, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• It's always darkest right before you step in dog mess!
• Curse these personal computers!" cried the novice in anger, "To make them do anything I must use three or even four editing programs.
  This is truly intolerable!" The master programmer stared at the novice....