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• Before they made you they broke the mold.
• He ran for the curb, but I bagged him before he made it.
• My cat wasn't broke, but I had him fixed anyway.
• I'm from Downers Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car before he got too far.
  -- Emo Phillip...
• It's no sweat, Henry. Russ made it back to Bugtown before he died.
  So he'll regenerate in a couple of days. It's just awful sloppy of him to get killed in the first place....
• Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!
• Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
  Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly] J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar....
• Everything the government touches turns to mold. -- Midas' Law
• But the pain remained -- and a helpless wonder. The thing he saw was so much more real than the reality of paper, office and commission.
  He could not understand what made others blind to it, and what made their indifference possible....