Before I Started Working Here I Drank, Smoked, And Used Foul Language For No Reason At All.

Before I Started Working Here I Drank, Smoked, And Used Foul Language For No Reason At All.

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Before I started working here I drank, smoked, and used foul language
for no reason at all. But thanks to this job, I now have a reason.

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I see no reason to stand here and be insulted. -- Spock
When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
I used to worry about what life was for - now being alive seems sufficient reason. -- Joanna Field
I knew I had some reason for not killing you...Now what was it?
I used to have a life, then I started watching hockey games.
All of us pull a few `boners' now and then, go off `half-cocked', make `asses' of ourselves.
I don't want to be `hard on' you......
I feel more like I do now than I did before I started
I must say that I have a very good reason for bein' loaded tonight.
I been drinkin' all day! -- Foster Brook...
I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs. -- H. L. Mencke