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• If words could speak, I wonder what they'd say.
• Homer [beginning a speech]: If I could just say a few words.
  .. I'd be a better public speaker. Episode: 3F20, Much Apu About Nothing...
• If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker.
  -- Homer J. Simpson, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Before I speak, I am master of the words; After, the word is master of me. -- Ibn Gabriol
• Assembly Language, great stuff! Just like hitting your head against a brick wall, feels good when you stop.
  -- Colin Herbert, Software Development Lecture...
• Herbert: You, what are your roots? Advisor: Well, I guess you could say they extend to when the Angles met the Saxons.
  .. [all except Herbert chuckle] Herbert: Or in other words, when white met bread....
• Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls.
  So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone....
• When I meet an Englishman and he speaks with that funny accent, I'd never say, "You're a liar.
  But ... I believe that if you wake an Englishman in the middle of the night, he'll speak just like us....
• SMILEY :^D "Great! I like it!