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A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those that are worth committing.
-- Samuel Butle...
A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself. -- Don Marqui
A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
A sine curve goes off to infinity, or at least the end of the blackboard. -- Prof. Steine
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. -- Joseph Stali
A single flow'r he sent me, since we met. All tenderly his messenger he chose
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet-- One perfect rose....
A sinking ship gathers no moss. -- Donald Kaul
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.

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