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A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
A snake lurks in the grass. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
A social scientist, studying the culture and traditions of a small North African tribe, found a woman still practicing the ancient art of matchmaking.
Locally, she was known as the Moor, the marrier....
A society in which women are taught anything but the management of a family, the care of men, and the creation of the future generation is a society which is on its way out.
-- L. Ron Hubbard...
A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger. -- Proverbs 15:1
A soft drink turneth away company.
A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg that looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
-- Mark Twai...
A song in time is worth a dime.
A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend; seem...
A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny.

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