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• A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
  -- Mitch Ratliffe, _Technology Review_ April, 1992...
• The only thing faster than the computer is the weekend.
• Don't learn from other peoples mistakes, it's more fun to go out and make them yourself!
• Computers can make more mistakes in one minute than 100 experts in one year.
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• Computers have made it possible to make a thousand mistakes every second.
• You can now buy more gates with less specifications than at any other time in history.
  -- Kenneth Parke...
• How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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