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That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in a bar.
"How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her wh...
That's right; the upper-case shift works fine on the screen, but they're not coming out on the damn printer.
.. Hold? Sure, I'll hold." -- e.e. cummings last service call...
The best thing for being sad," replied Merlin, beginning to puff and blow, "is to learn something.
That's the only thing that never fails....
The big problem with pornography is defining it. You can't just say it's pictures of people naked.
The big problem with pornography is defining it. You can't just say it's pictures of people naked.
The birds are singing, the flowers are budding, and it is time for Miss Manners to tell young lovers to stop necking in public.
It's not that Miss Manners is immune to romance. Miss Manners has bee...
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.
Everybody but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's the matter?" grumbled...
The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff
"You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle in his hand....
The devout Jew was beside himself because his son had been dating a shiksa, so he went to visit his rabbi.
The rabbi listened solemnly to his problem, took his hand, and said, "Pray to God." So the...
The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination.
The best thing for you to do," the M.D....

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