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The Magician of the Ivory Tower brought his latest invention for the master programmer to examine.
The magician wheeled a large black box into the master's office while the master waited in silence....
The Martian landed his saucer in Manhattan, and immediately upon emerging was approached by a panhandler.
Mister," said the man, "can I have a quarter?" The Martian asked, "What's a quarter?" Th...
The master programmer moves from program to program without fear.
No change in management can harm him. He will not be fired, even if the project is canceled....
The Minnesota Board of Education voted to consider requiring all students to do some "volunteer work" as a prerequisite to high school gradu- ation.
Senator Orrin Hatch said that "capital punishme...
The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!" "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?
Alice said, trying to feel interested....
The only real game in the world, I think, is baseball.
.. You've got to start way down, at the bottom, when you're six or seven years old....
The Priest's grey nimbus in a niche where he dressed discreetly.
I will not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot go....
The problem with engineers is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.
The programmers of old were mysterious and profound.
We cannot fathom their thoughts, so all we do is describe their appearance....
The salesman and the system analyst took off to spend a weekend in the forest, hunting bear.
They'd rented a cabin, and, when they got there, took their backpacks off and put them inside....

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