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• If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
  If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live....
• Have you read the Penguin Book of Quotations. (I never realised penguins had that much to say.)
• If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. Fifth Law of Applied Terro
• Write a book if you can't read a book!
• Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
  Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live....
• If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
  -- Fifth Law of Applied Terror If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live....