1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda and a candy bar, these two items will
automatically cancel each other out.
3. Calories don't count if you eat with someone and you both eat the same
amount of the same thing.
4. Food which is consumed for medicinal purposes only does not count. This
includes potatoes, doughnuts, cakes, chocolates and most forms of
liquor.
5. If everyone around you gets a little fatter, you will automatically seem
to appear thinner.
-- Rules for Diet
