-- How many angels can you get into a Honda?
Not one is excluded, according to
Scripture, "All in one Accord." (Whew! I did that again. Oh, how awful!)
Not one is excluded, according to
Scripture, "All in one Accord." (Whew! I did that again. Oh, how awful!)
Related:
- How many
programmers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you can never change it back again... - How many
guitarists/actors
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One hundred. One to screw it in and 99 to say, "Oh... - How many
Necrophiliacs
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Only one.
Oh, excuse me, could you please test the socket with... - How many angels can dance on a light bulb?
It depends on the dance step... - Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah,... - Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually,
I didn't even notice. Yeesh! [turns TV off]... - Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him. ... - How many
keyboardists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Oh, just one. But this bulb won't do. You want to... - I've done 'B'.
Really? How did you get on?
Well - I had a bit of trouble with 'belching'.
but I think I've got it sorted out in the end. (Burps)...
