Lisa: [on Phone] Oh No, That's Awful, Mr. Puente. What?

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Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What? Oh, he owns
the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too.
[hangs up] Dad, how can you work for a man like Mr. Burns?
Homer: Well, he's not all bad. He did send me this nice thank-you card.
Lisa: [reading it] "Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie." Dad, this doesn't
have your name on it.
[Homer looks closely at the card, then lowers it slowly]
Homer: Kids, would you step outside for a second?
[the kids run out]
[standing up] F --
[a church organ plays a chord; birds fly away; everyone stops]
Ned: Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard.
-- And he's probably heard plenty,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"

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