Marge: You Know, Fox Turned Into A Hardcore Sex Channel So Gradually, I Didn't Even Notice.

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Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I
didn't even notice. Yeesh! [turns TV off]
Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one
roof. I never realized how much I missed it! Listen to the
murmurs in the next room...the house is full of life again.
[pounds on wall] Keep it down in there!
Lisa: All right, Dad! [sighs] I'm sorry I left you alone with Homer
and Bart.
Hugh: [weakly] No, no, honey: I had a fine time.
Lisa: How did you get that gash on your forehead?
Hugh: Oh, that was when we hid in the dumpster, after the fire alarm
went off in the pornographic magazine warehouse.
Lisa: Oh, you are so good to put up with all of this.
Hugh: Oh, don't be silly, Lisa. Everything's fine, really. Now go to
sleep: we have a _big_ day ahead of us tomorrow, a big, long day.
[they kiss; Lisa turns over]
[Hugh drums his fingers together apprehensively]
-- Trouble in fiance land, "Lisa's Wedding"

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