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• The one item you need is always in short supply. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #41
• There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #04
• Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #30...
• A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #26...
• No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #38
• When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #45...
• Murphy's Law is always a good excuse. -- Solomon Sho
• Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #55...
• There is no such thing as military 'intelligence'. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #39