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• There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #04
• Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #55...
• Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #44...
• If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #18...
• A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #26...
• No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #38
• The one item you need is always in short supply. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #41
• Langsam's Laws: 1. Everything depends. 2. Nothing is always. 3. Everything is sometimes.
• 1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always.
  (3) Everything is sometimes. -- Langsam's Law...