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• No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #38
• Incoming fire has the right of way. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #02
• There is no such thing as military 'intelligence'. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #39
• Murphy was a grunt. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #62
• The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Congressional Medal Of Honor.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #52...
• If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #61...
• The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #49
• Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #46
• Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #44...