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• There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #25
• Murphy was a grunt. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #62
• Friendly fire isn't. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #21
• Interchangeable parts aren't. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #37
• The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #24...
• To steal information from a person is called plagarism.
  To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence....
• Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #03
• If the enemy is in range, so are you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #01
• If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #10