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• Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #44...
• Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #36...
• The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #49
• No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #38
• There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #04
• If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #10
• When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #45...
• If the enemy is in range, so are you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #01
• The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #42