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• Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #30...
• Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #34...
• If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #13
• The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecure channel.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #54...
• Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #20
• Your bivouac for the night is the spot where got tired of marching that day.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #60...
• If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #06