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• All five second fuzes will burn down in three seconds.
• When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #45...
• There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #04
• There is no such thing as military 'intelligence'. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #39
• Murphy was a grunt. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #62
• The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #24...
• Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #44...
• Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #30...
• A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #12...