Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull
-- Martin Mull
Related:
- Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Martin... - The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Martin... - Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
Martin... - Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's
bowling alley,
and everyone's rolling strikes... - Nothing keeps a family together like having one car in the shop.
Gene... - In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.
--
Martin... - Nothing like having money
to burn... - In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear
rental shoes and throw the ball for you.
Your sole function will be to drink beer. -- Dave...
From the same category:
- The staff is racing madly around
the room... - Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered
an enemy planet.
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - Don't let the little guy think for the
big guy... - Have you got your income tax papers yet? They've done away with all those
silly questions now.
There are only three questions on the form: ... - Each morning puts a man on trial and each evening passes judgment.
Roy L....
