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• Show business is just like high school, except you get paid. -- Martin Mull
• Why be influenced by a person when you already are one? -- Martin Mull
• Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull
• Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull
• If you don't drink, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're gonna feel all day.
  -- Martin Mull...
• There's no business like show business... -- Irving Berli
• In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull
• When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD.
  Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea....
• There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
  -- David Letterma...