The Trouble With Jogging Is That The Ice Falls Out Of Your Glass. -- Martin Mull
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
-- Martin Mull
It's hard to decide if T.V. makes morons out of everyone or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.
-- Martin Mull...
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull
In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull
I would jog, but the ice would fall out of my glass.
I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.
QOTD: "I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass.
Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen. -- Martin Mull
Why be influenced by a person when you already are one? -- Martin Mull