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• Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen. -- Martin Mull
• The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. -- Martin Mull
• Why be influenced by a person when you already are one? -- Martin Mull
• My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected. -- Anna M. Uhlich
• Martin: How can we tell if we're doing this maneuver effectively?
  Miss Winthrop: The dog's eyes will cross, and his tongue will protrude and change color, ever so slightly....
• Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull
• If you don't drink, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're gonna feel all day.
  -- Martin Mull...
• It's hard to decide if T.V. makes morons out of everyone or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.
  -- Martin Mull...
• Show business is just like high school, except you get paid. -- Martin Mull