Nothing Keeps A Family Together Like Having One Car In The Shop. -- Gene Brow
Nothing keeps a family together like having one car in the shop.
-- Gene Brown
Nothing like having money to burn!
As with liberty, the price of leanness is eternal vigilance. -- Gene Brow
One good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to know you cannot possibly do the things you are doing.
Garage mechanic to customer: There's nothing mechanically wrong with your car, sir- it's just an underachiever.
-- David Brow...
The family that lays together, stays together.
A stitch in time...keeps the magazine together.
Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools. -- Gene Brow
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull
Nothing is so good for improvement in driving as having a police car follow you as you drive about the town.