Having Children Is Like Having A Bowling Alley Installed In Your Brain. -- Martin Mull
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull
Having children will turn you into your parents.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. -- Martin Mull
Show business is just like high school, except you get paid. -- Martin Mull
Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's bowling alley, and everyone's rolling strikes?
In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull
Nothing like having money to burn!
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you.
Your sole function will be to drink beer. -- Dave Barry...