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• You may be redneck... if you've ever been banished from a bowling alley.
• As sharp as a marble / bowling ball / beachball / pin head / bowl
• Ever feel like life was a game and you had the wrong instruction book?
• You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
• Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull
• Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer walks dejected through the empty alley] Home
  [voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...