Ever Feel Like You're The Head Pin On Life's Bowling Alley, And Everyone's Rolling Strikes?
Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's
bowling alley, and everyone's rolling strikes?
You may be redneck... if you've ever been banished from a bowling alley.
As sharp as a marble / bowling ball / beachball / pin head / bowl
Ever feel like life was a game and you had the wrong instruction book?
You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer walks dejected through the empty alley] Home
[voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials....
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...