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• My cat committed suicide. He shot himself in the head nine times.
• You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
  -- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....
• No one ever assassinated Clinton's character. IT COMMITTED SUICIDE!
• Adolph Hitler committed suicide. Neo-Nazis: Follow your leader.
• Curiosity: The reason why most of us haven't committed suicide long ago.
• The Soviet news agency TASS reported that one of the leaders of the failed Soviet coup committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
  He died after the third bullet entered his head....
• A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets.
  All they found was a pile of dust. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• Goodbye, Everybody! -- Last words of Hart Crane, poet, -- who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage.
• Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
  I should be. How many times have you committed suicide?...