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• The doctor says he has to amputate all of me. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• What are imitation rhinestones? -- Steven Wrigh
• As of 1992, they'll be called European Economic Community fries. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
  I said, "I'll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex....
• Imitation is suicide. -- Emerso
• This isn't all true. -- Steven Wrigh
• I worked as a lumberjack for a lumber company. All of the trees were just 10 feet high and 1/4 inch thick.
  We made paneling. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh