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• No one ever assassinated Clinton's character. IT COMMITTED SUICIDE!
• Adolph Hitler committed suicide. Neo-Nazis: Follow your leader.
• Hang five, guys. I'm getting something. He committed suicide, he committed suicide, he committed suicide, the fish committed suicide.
  There is some kind of link here, but I can't quite put my finger on it....
• My cat committed suicide. He shot himself in the head nine times.
• Cartwright: "I must protest. To offer the Klingons safe haven within Federation space is *suicide*.
  -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6...
• All we have of freedom -- all we use or know -- This our fathers bought for us, long and long ago.
  -- Kipling...
• What is it the Bible teaches us? - rapine, cruelty, and murder.
  What is it the Testament teaches us? - to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married, and the belief of this debauchery is called faith....
• Suicide is the most honest way of selfcriticism.
• Monkey curiosity was not powerful in most sentient species. -- "Ringworld