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• Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
  All my autopsies have been performed on dead people. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any.
  -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?
  Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words....
• What happened then? He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me.
  Did he kill you? No. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Do you know how far pregnant you are right now? I will be three months November 8th.
  Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?...
• Are you married? No, I'm divorced. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
  A lot of things I didn't know about. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
  -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
  By death. And by whose death was it terminated? -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Were you acquainted with the decedent? Yes, sir. Before or after he died?
  -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...